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Got a new watch today, so that's cool -- took back the defective one for one that actually knows when midnight is, huzzah. Got a new shirt, too, and went to lunch with my mom.

I'm currently looking for lunch recipes. I'm sick of eating unhealthy crap at work, not to mention that I'm sick of spending so much money on dinner all the time -- cooking is cheaper than constant trips to Pickle Barrel, I'm sure. Maybe if I start taking stuff, I'll start losing weight again... or at least keep my money a little longer. My parents got one of those vacu-suck-erator things, too, so I can make stuff in bulk and freeze some of it for later without worry. I'm thinking quiche. I'm trying to come up with other ideas. I might hit the grocery store tomorrow, do a little shopping (which is a dangerous thing -- my approach to grocery shopping is sort of like Paris Hilton's approach to designer accessories).

Amusing moment of the day

I was at Boscov's with my mom, and we were going upstairs on the escalator. As soon as we stepped on, I turned to her and said, "Y'know, an escalator can never break -- it can only become stairs." I chuckled, and she looked at me, "huh?" "It's this bit Mitch Hedberg does," I said. She shrugged, still not totally following.

My brain's too random for most people, but at least I keep myself amused with the vast stockpiles of random pop-culture stuff bouncing around in my head.