Bunny butts

The other day, when they were doing the five-day forcast on Fox, they had a bunny on the graphic. Right on Sunday, there was this big, pink, bottom-heavy bunny -- he'd hunker down, getting up the energy to lift his fat ass into the air, and then he'd jump, landing back on his plump bunny posterior. I thought it was amusing.

Tonight, the bunny had a mate, and they'd cloned them -- there were now three pairs of bunnies, all of them propelling their chubby asses into the air repeatedly. The weather guy made some stupid comment about the bunnies mating -- oh-ho, ha-ha, that was funny... in the third grade, maybe.

And then, wouldn't you know it, they come back later to recap the weather, and now there are five pairs of bunnies. They didn't even fit on Sunday anymore, which really defeated the whole idea -- they were all over the screen now, not just on Easter. How juvenile... too much of a silly thing, I say.

Speaking of asses, did you know they now make "Wonderbutt" pants? Seriously, I saw this on the always-useful Fox news, too. They make pants that have eight darts in the seat so when you wear them, they shape your ass into a Jennifer Lopez ass, all round and protruding like a bubble-butt. Who the hell worries that much about the shape of their ass? Hell, who's spending that much time looking at people's asses to perceive a need for such a stupid product?

And speaking of bunnies, I just finished a chocolate bunny, and it's the only one I had. Dammit.