Disturbing "food" of the week

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you... Cheeseburger in a can (scroll down to read posts from a guy who actually tried one).

This is the most disturbing food-type thing I've seen since Potted Meat Food Product (it's not food, it's a "food product"!).

And this is what I find myself looking at online when I'm at work bored on a Saturday.